Something for the boys.

Boys. Haven't you always wanted pants that support your love bulge?
By that I mean cut especially to hold you if you dress to the left (75% of you)
OR the right (25% of you unless my maths has really gone to shit).

That's right, a pouch has been cut to the left or the right to lovingly
cup your hanging gardens of babylon and support them like the wife
of a disgraced Conservative MP.

Think of them them as a sports bra for Mr Winky and
the love giblets, the designer told me.

I may have paraphrased.

Good idea?