Half man, half unicorn

I achieved 16/20 things on my to-do list today which I think deserves mythic status. It was a diverse ranging list, from cutting my toenails to changing the sheets. So exciting.

A good day in many ways. Enjoyed watching The Expanse. I am up to Season 2 episode 4 which is good for someone who doesn’t do this sort of thing.

I had to pay £650 in cash into the bank today. Don’t ask me why, it’s not like I’m a drug dealer or anything. A young man accosted me when I walked in; he was sharply dressed with a razor thin smile and button down blue collar, whereas I was in a donkey jacket and a beanie. I decided to be silly (no it isn’t always easy, I have to work at it believe it or not) and play anxious old man to his bright young thing. 

‘You just have to put it in the machine, it counts it for you. Never makes a mistake" he said.
"Are you sure."
"Oh yes it’s infallible" says he, with all the chutzpah of a second hand car salesman.
"Just like the Titanic" I said and he laughed politely.
The machine gave me a can of coke and ten pence change. Alright I’m lying. It got the sums right and issued me a receipt and I was out of the door a few seconds later. But I wasn’t convinced until I saw it in my account.

I am tired now. Life really is exhausting.