This is how we do it

... Apparently.

Apparently we need a safe work practice/operating procedure. For. A. TV. I feel like in "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" (I think), by Douglas Adams: where the instructions on the bags of peanuts led one of the characters to such despair he retired from all human contact. - Or something like that; I haven't read it in many many years, and my memory of it is shaky.

Anyway, I simply had to photograph this. And I didn't get anything else, so here it is.