Sign Language

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

It is my nephew The Little Nipper's birthday soon. Feefs, being the consummate mother that she is, found a lovely picture of him looking very handsome and happy, put some text at the bottom saying, "You are Invited To My Party!" and sent it to all and sundry.

"Did you notice that Nipper was making a sign with his hands in that picture?" said an Alert Mother.

"Yes!" said Feefs proudly, "He was making the sign of the heart with his hands, I like to think it was for me."

"N-no..." said Alert Mother. "That wasn't the 'I Heart You' sign. That was the 'penis' sign."

"No wonder he looked so happy in the picture," commented Caro when she called Feefs tonight.

"Winning as a parent, as usual," sighed Feefs.

S.