So, today, as part of my Fire Service duties . . .

. . . I attended a Safe Drive Stay Alive show in Weymouth which shows sixth form students the fatal five perils facing new drivers. 
We only ask one thing of the audience, 'please switch off your mobile phones'. The auditorium goes into darkness, the show starts and what do I see? Some plank on his phone with mates either side watching.  I dropped on him like a case of Black Death which forced him to switch off his mobile, but I can't help thinking, what goes through these moron's brains . . .