Boats, boats, boats

What you need right now in Yorkshire.

But what they actually get is a mop headed idiot demonstrating that he has never used a mop in his life.

I think we are all discovering in real time the limitations inherent in using a bumbling incompetent persona (which is starting to look like no acting is required) to get a job that requires you to be able to look like you know what you are doing some of the time.

Corbyn is genuinely useless, but the Tories keep searching for a leader who makes him look like a statesman by comparison.