Under the thumb

When the Tory party was gearing themselves up to elect a demonstrable liar, charlatan and all round bad egg as PM, a series of what they laughingly pass of as senior statesmen stepped up to tell us what a brilliant campaigner he was. Like that somehow negated the rest.

Then again these were the same people who said that German car manufacturers and French winemakers would batter down the door of their governments to demand we be given a good deal, so I think we can see that these people haven’t got a clue.

All the same he is soooo much worse than expected. He was so awful on Rememberance Day that the BBC had to search through their archives to find footage from 2016 where he laid a wreath as Foreign Secretary and didn’t actually trip over his own dick that time - because the BBC appear to be the old fashioned type of state broadcaster now of the sort Stalin liked.

And he has to avoid the public because they all tell him where to go.

I don’t think anything could make me happier than seeing him lose.