THE NORMALLY SOPORIFIC CHAIR

Actually it's a bed disguised as a chair.

Normally I get ready for bed around 11:30 pm & normally I sit down here to take my shoes & socks off - if I manage to do this without falling asleep, it's a triumph.

Normally I awake at 03:30 am with a crick in my neck & a grumpy bladder. I put this down to the fact that this "chair" knows it's a bed?

The covering's an old knee blanket I bought for my grannie in Fort William on the way back from Orkney when I was 14 - cost me 30 shillings. Nostalgia!