HOW STUPID...

... can you get?

Rough translation: "Following intemperate weather the park is temporarily closed for your safety. Thank you for your understanding."

If I understand rightly, they're closing this park which nobody ever uses - which offers a shady place to sit out of the wicked sun...

i.e. "If you must have heat-stroke, please do it somewhere else - not in our nice shady park!"

Arse-covering political incorrectness gone bonkers?