It's a wrap

We last saw Martin and Gillian on a walking holiday 9 months ago.  They turned up today on the doorstep – hotfoot apparently from Chelmsford; I had to phone the attaché and put the phone on scramble.  CMC rapidly shredded all of her diaries.

Their arrival saw the interruption of my six monthly appraisal.  In future when running my finger along the top of any pictures I have to comply with the ‘Working at Heights’ requirements.  I must also wear full hi-viz when washing up.

It’s a long way to come from Chelmsford for a dull day in Orkney.