Who nose what!

Got visitors coming, visitors who are much cleaner than us so today I knocked my pan in trying to get the house clean before they arrived. Sad to say they almost beat me to it! I had managed to gut the bedroom, the bathroom and was in the middle of sweeping the hall and stairs when the doorbell went!! Arrrrgh, I answered the door looking like the wreck of the Hespurus and I swear I lost more beads of sweat trying to put on a new duvet cover than I would have done with a full body workout!. What stupid eejit decided that a duvet cover needed a million bloody buttons to close it!
Chubby hubby went in and said "oh thats a nice duvt cover" "well take a good look at it" says I cause" its never going on your bed! "thats for guests only!! being as his bedroom took me two and a half hours to clean , he was lucking I was still speaking to him! we have separate rooms as he snores and has one of these bloody machines to stop him snoring but still keeps me awake! so I sleep in another nice neat tidy room!
Anyhow visitors are here , chilling and sweating beside our roaring fire! all fed with good Uist lamb casserole.
Tomorrow will be another day!
Happy blipping all