A Tall Tale of Tom the Turkey's Tail Troubles

Harriet the hen (out of all pictures to the right) was having none of Tom the turkey's tail-waving. So, Tom decided to broaden the spectrum.

First...to the Chevy. 

"O my sweet Silverado,
o my lovely gray truck.
Will you follow me to the forest...
be the Sears to my Roebuck?"

Then, to the tractor.

"I love that you have big tires,
I love that you have a clutch.
Will you follow me to the forest,
and join me in my hutch?"

Finally, to the water tripods.

"I love that you're tall and mighty,
I love that you can spray.
Will you follow me to the forest...
and make my turkey day?"

I thought about talking to the Tom,
but...why ruin a good rhyme?
Plus...didn't think he would listen,
so I'd just be wasting my time.

He eventually went back to trying to impress Harriet.