Fishy Facts

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I got to have my second kiwi call for the week. I even managed to work out the 11 hour time difference this time so I didn’t phone at bedtime!

Mary Doll was over this afternoon and was telling us about the latest episode of ‘The Secret Life of the Zoo,’ which was all about fish.

Apparently, some rare fish, Tim had not managed to ‘perform’ according to Mary Doll so to help him in his way, he was given a potion ‘like,’ *whisper voice* ‘viagra, but for fish.’

Mary Doll excitedly told us that the love potion had put a bit of a spring in Tim’s step and ‘MY GOODNESS, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ALL THE EGGS IN THAT TANK IN THE MORNING.’

Interesting as it was to learn about Tim’s transformation from Frank Spencer to Ron Jeremy, the funniest thing about the conversation was that it became quite obvious that even fish sex was in the ‘please can we never talk about this’ category for The Youngest Mini Princess!

Kitty Cat, Marsh, Phil & Sharon came round for drinks this evening. Marsh told us that when his younger brother, Ben turned 18, their parents had organised a party in the house with a very old school mixture of the young lot (Ben’s mates), their friends (people for them to drink with) and relatives (duty).

Fancying herself as an enlightened mother who was totally down with the youth, Ben and Marsh’s mum made the ill-judged decision to get Ben a surprise for the party. In the form of a stripper! Marsh’s description of the awkwardness in the living room when the stripper did her stuff actually made my toes curl. She makes Mary Doll look sane!

C