Will I EVER be toilet trained??????????????

My lack of toilet training is getting beyond a joke now. My very lovely owner, Ann, is at the end of her tether. Apparently I'm driving her to drink. Mmmmm........ I don't think she needs an excuse?!


I'm six months old, I'm intelligent, I've been out four times today, so far, and have only wee'd on my morning walk and when I went out at 5.30pm. I've wee'd twice in the house, even though the balcony door has been open all day and I'm allowed to wee out there.


Why do I not wee every time I go for a walk????????????????????


'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas'......................... And Ann would NEVER, EVER, send me back to a dog rescue centre...........................

BUT........................ seriously........................... how long does it take to train a puppy to wee in 'appropriate places'????


#Lifewithapuppyisnoteasy