A Home For Gnomes

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

You know, I took a BEAUTIFUL picture of a tree today. Glowing in the sun. I get home, check out my phone.

BLACK. The entire screen. BLACK. What the actual EFF.

I am so not cut out for this blip malarkey. So instead you get this picture. When I saw it, I thought "A Home For Gnomes" which in turn made me think of Willo The Wisp. I used to love that cartoon.

Today's Lemon Story:
We went for our coffee and Lemon told me she had taken her boys to football practice on Saturday. She noticed one of the usual dads wasn't there. 

"I wonder where Joe is?" she asked her friend, not realising his wife was stood in front of them. The wife spun around on her heel.

"METH HEAD!" she spat. And turned around again.

"Well that was more information than I needed," whispered Lemon to her friend. "On the other hand it does explain last week."

Lemon lives SUCH a different life to me. I'm quite grateful.

S.