Gilligan

Remember the TV show Gilligan’s Island ?  The skipper  called the hapless Gilligan his “little buddy.”  This is Ryan, an assistant where I go for PT. He’s a cute kid (20-years old) and is at the bottom of the totem pole As a result he occasionally moans to me about having to do the jobs no one else gets stuck with. He livens the place up with his smile and sense of humor. I gave him the nickname Gilligan because he’s everyone’s little buddy. The therapists and patients get a kick out of it. Of course, he has no idea who Gilligan is! 

The Ballad of Gilligan's Island (show opening)


A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a bar stool. 
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. 
In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”