Arthur Price?

The husband came home today looking all proud of himself with a black box tucked under his arm.  I knew he had won a prize at golf recently and it just looked like a new canteen of cutlery - a change from crystal decanters at least!  However, the excitement soon ended when he revealed 4 dozen golf balls which have been monogrammed for him in the Titleist factory.  Apparently it's a real bargain because if you buy 3 dozen, they give you a dozen free of charge.  He's easily pleased!

Quote for today:
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon