Mission Impossible

1) Drive 200 miles 
2) Take a detour
3) Search for the site
4) Ask locals
5) Pull up in a tiny cut-in (big enough for a Fiat)
6) Walk along the boundary edge trying to get the best view
7) See another car try to pull in to the lay-by!
8) Scramble back in case it's the bloody farmer!
9) Be confronted by a smiling dude in reflective sunglasses
10) Tell him I've come from Leicester and learn he's travelled from Plymouth.
11) Spend 3 hours trying to process yellow
12) Give up!
But, it is minimal!