You see strange things at this time of year...

Oi Rudolph! Clear that up! You are NOT to leave that there!!!! After all that curry and beer last night you can't blame that great load on the cat next door! There's no snow to cover it over either!

Honestly, I can't take you anywhere this year. If you think I'm giving you a pay rise after being sick down that chimney back there, you can think again! That's going to be a fine present for someone!

Track? I've gone Christmassy for you today - Well behaved reindeer