It's Beginning To Look Alot Like Christmas

Amanda and I have decided not to have any more children.
Not because we can't afford any more mouths to feed.
Not because we can't take any more sleepless nights.
Not because we are fed up of wiping felt tip and crayon off the walls.
Not because we can't handle any more tantrums.
Not because we can't take any more dirty nappies.
Not because we won't be able to afford the uni fees in future.
Not because went our lives back.
But because we can't fit any more stockings on our miniature Christmas Fireplace! And after what we paid for it I ain't throwing it away.

I suppose we could always commit to having four more kids and buy a whole new fireplace....erm, I don't think so.