Getting Artsy at the Art Center

The ad in the newspaper drew us in. ANNUAL POTTERY SALE AT MANATEE ART CENTER. 

We did cruise through the pottery, but the open-door storage room was calling me in. It said (in a very mysterious voice)..."Tim, please come take our picture. Nobody cares about us."

There were several questions that needed to be asked. Lisa was already on to the next room...so I was the asker.

"I don't want to intrude,
but...WHY ARE YOU ALL NUDE?"

"I noticed that you're bare,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR UNDERWEAR?"

"I can't leave the question unsaid,
WHY ARE YOU ALL NA-KED?"

"I really hate to probe,
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ROBE?"

"I'm not just trying to be cute,
BUT WHAT'S WITH THE BIRTHDAY SUIT?"

The question can't be too tough,
"WHY ARE YOU ALL IN THE BUFF?"

"Did the wardrobe man have a glitch,
leaving you without a stitch?"

"I hate to keep being a pest,
but...WHY ARE YOU ALL UNDRESSED?"

"Take a tip from an old grandad,
you all need to get yourselves clad."

OK! THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF SYNONYMS!

The models had no response, so....

I bid a fond farewell,
to the models in au naturel.