The Boys Are Banned

The boys are banned...

Well, not quite. The residents of Ayr have been complaining about the mess we make! We are here on the wall deciding what to do. It said in the newspaper the other day that Ayrshire Council were going to discourage people from feeding us! How are we supposed to survive in this freezing weather if no one's allowed to give us loaves of bread? There aren't many people dropping chips outside at this time of year.

We're all shitting sitting here shuffling our feet deciding who we're going to dive bomb for our dinner. I quite fancy a Chinese takeaway actually....

Meanwhile, we are united!

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