SNOOKER

While Seville oranges were simmering away, filling my apartment  with their beautiful astringent perfume, I was busy sitting on my bony old bum watching the Masters Snooker...

These are the fingers of Neil Robertson - I quite like the blue stripes - am hoping he's going to lose against Barry Hawkins...

Glad to announce that (extra) Judd Trump (unfortunate surname) thrashed the number one jester, Mark Selby. I like the Judd - he's an inspirational player!