Café conversation

I entered the café.

Barista: "are you alright there?"
Me: "a small Americano please."
Barista: "do you want hot or cold milk with that?"
Me: "neither."
Barista: "did you say 'either?"
Me: "no, I said 'neither.'"
Barista: "oh, you meant "nee tha!"

Cue song...