A Mysterious Parcel!

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

When I left for work this morning, I found a MYSTERIOUS PARCEL on my front step.

All day long, I was wondering what could be in it. Really, with the Princess, it could be anything. So I was very excited to get in after work and get stuck in at the packing tape.

JASPER: What's in it? WHAT'S IN IT?!?  Oh my gawwwwwwwd! HURRY!

He is not known for his patience. However, trying to open a parcel while also trying not to stab a persistent little cat with a pair of scissors just slowed me up. 

ME: Get out of the way! You are SUCH a little pest!
JASPER: Aaaaaaaargh! So SLOW! HURRY! HURRY!

He is incredible. He knew which presents were for him as soon as I cracked it open. 

JASPER: The bag! The bag! The baaaaaaaag! Presents for CATS!

So I opened the bag and just about lost an arm. You can see him in the extras, looking very proprietorial and threatening to attack when Cazza attempted to play with his toy.

As for me, I just love that the Princess took the time to wrap presents. I will now be VERY GOOD and wait until Christmas morning to unwrap them. And I will think of The Princess and give her a big Christmassy hug in my head.

Princess, you are like this magical Christmas fairy. 

I promise not to stick a tree up your bum.

S.

p.s. I have eaten the Jaffa Cakes. Jasper has had TWO treaty sticks. Life is good.