The Master of Rhyme...

Have you ever read Dr Suess?

I have a box set which features the title Fox in Socks. I've been trying it as Bethany's bedtime story but I think I have to evolve a second and third tongue to read it properly.

Try this verse out...

Gooey goo
for chewy chewing!
That's what that
Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to
chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir,
choose to chew, sir
with the Goo-Goose,
chew, sir. Do, sir.

And that's one of the tamer sections...