Archie and William Aardvark - a love story

Archie speaking: I went to visit my brother William today, and he was like an ice cube. Said I was a lazy bum who just laid about and stayed in bed all day while he was a Full-Time Carer of CB's mum and it was thankless and Very Hard Work. Which didn't quite square with my finding him face down under some magazines. But then we looked into each other's eyes and fell in love. I don't think CB's mum approves.
Editor's note: The cast of this on-going soap opera first appeared in one of Cathaber's blips, here.