LEASE ORDER AT THEP BAR?

I'd have gone for a slightly more entertaining anagram 'REHEATABLE PREDATORS', but that's just because I'm just an arse. I'm not alone. I know someone who teaches in the biggest school in Fife. She tells me they changed the contract for providing toilet roll in the bogs. They now use that dispenser where you tease it out a little hole in the middle of the unit. The kids have devised a tool whereby they can push the paper back into the hole, rendering the whole thing useless unless you have the key to open it. I have to admire that sublime malevolent creativity. It gives me hope for the generations to come.