SonNumberTwo ...

Youth of today just haven't got the stamina that us old buggers have got.

SonNumberOne and I have tried lots of things to wake him up. We've put curlers in his hair, painted a moustache on his face and shaved his eyebrows off. And he's still asleep!

If he doesn't wake up soon, he's not going to be allowed out on a sleepover again for a long time.....