I feel like crap, still

Man this is a bad bug, rotherham-style. I can't get through the day without several sleeps, my head is pounding and being stabbed. Vicious sore throat, blocked sinuses. And worse of all, back ache, across my upper back, I need a massage, hot water bottle or similar.
But the dog still has to have a morning walk. She was very naughty this morning, we have been warned not to use the cemetery for dog walking, which is a shame as Millie loves it in there, so, this morning she ran in the gate, crapped and ran out. I went over to scoop the poop, but I couldn't find it! I hunted... honestly, but in the autumn leaves, it had disappeared.....