3 Scarecrows...Grilled

3 scarecrows at a pumpkin patch. I acted liked Jim Lange, the first host of The Dating Game, and started asking them questions.

ME: "Scarecrow #1, what is your name please?"

#1: "I am Jacques the scarecrow...
I was named after Mr. Cousteau."

ME: "How about you...number #2?"

#2: "I am Vincent the scarecrow...
I was named after Mr. van Gogh."

ME: "What say thee...number #3?"

#3: "I am Brigitte the scarecrow...
I was named after Mrs. Bardot."

ME: "Any of you three ever been out of the state of Michigan?"

Brigitte: "I HAVE! I HAVE!"

ME: Where have you been, Brigitte Bardot the scarecrow?"

Brigitte: "I don't want to go all braggadocio, BUT...
-I've played in the snow...in Stowe,
-I stuck my little toe...in Lake Tahoe,
-I chased off a crow...in Idaho,
-I met a guy named John Doe...in Monaco,
-I shot an arrow and bow...in the land of the Navajo,
-I had a merlot...in Bordeaux,
-I saw a double rainbow...over the river in Buffalo,
-I had a loaf of sourdough...in Point Barrow,
-I was a stone's throw...away from Tokyo,
-I briefly had a beau...in New Mexico,
-I saw an Elvis show...in Tupelo,
-I saw the Northern Lights all aglow...near Juneau,
-and fell in love with a guy named Joe...on the Ozark Plateau.

WHOA! Brigitte the scarecrow...must have had some dough!