This little piggy

For those of you with good taste i decided to do a self portrait today and i think ive caught my good side dont you ?.
My lovely rounded features , some would say rotund (i think thats how you spell it ), fill the screen with a certain charm and its obvious from the lovely fresh glow that im in the peak of health.
When i was still with my ex wife she always used to say that i had to pick my chin up , but which one i have so many and if i lift them all up my pot belly will disapear and i cant have that now can i ?.
Anyway its time for lunch and im of to make a nice bacon sandwich with lots of butter on crusty bread covered with brown sauce, thats right folks i made a bit of a pig of myself the other day and now im making up for it.