My left foot

I needed some new vans, so I went the the vans shop.

I found a hipster assistant and asked him if I could have pair like my old ones, whilst pointing at them.

‘I don’t have those in brown’ he said
‘ They are not brown, they are lived in’ I replied.

‘Cool man, Black, right, cool, size 11? I’ll get some’

‘Thanks’

He fetched them and passed them in to another ‘dude’ to take payment.

‘Hey, originals, they are the best, groovy’

I associate ‘groovy’ with Scooby Doo.

‘Hey man, do you want waterproof protector?’

‘No thanks, I’ll just wear them in’

‘Yeah right, wear them, cool’

I need to get with the beat baggy.

That was yesterday, yesterday I got vans...

Today I got a boat ! Oh yes I am Captain Jack;)

ahoy there