Blip 101

Like Room 101, only with blips. (May become Pet Peeves Series.)
I was thinking about my 100th blip and what to do- I had an idea in mind, but it did involve a Pet Peeve- and shouldn't a special blip be about a celebration?
I canvassed others. My favourite suggestion was from Betty- write 100 on Nelly's bum and take a photo. Nelly would have happily let me- but surely you can only humiliate your kids so far.
So pencil sharpenings- nothing beats a freshly sharpened pencil. But put the sharpenings in the ruddy bucket- not all over the floor!! Grrr.