Dylan’s Diary #11

“ I know it’s not that long since my last diary but he’s going to Edinburgh tomorrow to see his daughter and that white rabbit so he won’t be able to take my photo!!!!
I was reading that that dangerous buffoon, Boris J, is being paid £250,000 a year for his column in the Daily T.
I wonder what Blip think I am worth!
About 25p a week probably.
If that!
Whatever!
Have a good weekend.
P.S. I suspect I shouldn’t nibble these!”