The most beautiful girl in the world

Do you know why I don't have a girlfriend? Because, then I'd be cheating on this beautiful lady. I took a sail, 'Doon the Watter,' with some friends on Saturday. We sailed through the Kyles of Bute to Tighnabruaich, where this picture was taken. In my opinion, the Firth of Clyde is God's own country. It is where my ashes are going, if my instructions are followed. We had a great day out, as you can see from the extra shots.