popping corn

I was told to ring labour ward at 8am as they’d like to try and break waters and get things going. I was told to ring back at 12. I was told to go to antenatal ward.

We went, we waited and we waited some more. They told us to go out until the evening as there was no room on labour ward. So we went to the cinema to see if dinosaurs induce labour. Dinosaurs do not induce labour.

We were summoned back to the hospital. We were sent home.

I guess it’s not time for a baby yet.