Wily Whippet Righting

You're writing? What does writing mean? Writing is inky, no? So how can tapping on that thing be writing? Laptop? But I'm your top lap dog. I'm not too big. Righting means treats for me because you are writing, not focusing on ME. Writing seems to mean treats for you too ... a reward for each sentence, I hear you mutter. Mutt in the manger? Away with you, I'm not a mutt! And manger? ... I thought any reference to the C word was banned? Back to your taptop and righting, and don't forget ... I'm watching you.