Marketing For Kitty

I'm thinking of letting Snuffy and Lizzie do their own marketing so I don't have to try and figure out if they want their chicken with liver, beef or shimp, their seafood medley with sauce or without, their tuna flaked, their beef classic style or shredded, or their salmon feast in the form of marinated morsels or chunky bits.

I love my animals to the point of obsession and probably in the last 40 years have spent more on their upkeep and vet bills than I have on my clothes, and I certainly don't begrudge them nutritional food. However, even I, fanatic that I am, have trouble understanding who thinks cats need so many choices. I know they're finicky but, really, "Steamed Wild Alaskan Salmon Appetizer in a Delicate Broth"? I worry that there are homeless cats all over the place who would love to just have a meal of any sort.

I''m pretty sure if Snuffy and Lizzie were writing this they'd be wondering why humans need so many choices in the cereal aisle. Touche.