I am a mole and I...

Lived in a hole until Lily the killer cat got hold of me.

We sold the amazing pop up tent on eBay. The chap who bought it asked me to put it up so he could inspect it.

Odd, maybe he’s had a bad eBay experience.

Anyway I put it up, he came over, inspected it, said it was great ( just like I had described in the ad ). We packed it up, and just as he was telling me how nice the garden is, ‘Slaughter House Lil’ the cat dropped this dead mole at his feet.

He left quite quickly....