The Flying Waffle

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

This is Jasper on his "Flying Waffle" pouffe. And if you are confused, you will have to take a look at AmyW's BONKERS comments on my SundayBlip to make sense of it. 

It was a very busy day today. I mainly floated about, being sort-of helpful, but mostly entertaining myself. It is always like this. About 6 months in, I get a bit bored and start openly mocking people. They seem to tolerate it.

When I got home, I found that Er Indoors had an upset tum and wanted something bland for tea. I made fish fingers and chips, which SOUND like something you would get in Scotland, but - 

CULTURAL DIFFERENCES CORNER
The fish is different! Here, you get either hoki or tarakihi (which - for some reason - you pronounce tera-kee - that last "hee" gets removed). It is still white fish and there's not MUCH difference between cod and haddock, but there IS a slight taste difference. I have posted a picture in the extras. Of fish fingers and chips. Look, I never said my pictures were Bill Cunningham quality.

Finally. Blipverts. Do you see those often? I have noticed they pop up on here every couple of days and they REALLY annoy me! 

Do you know what I mean? Some effing ****flap has decided to post an effing ADVERT. Here on Blip! Someone posts a picture of a box of pills, then there's some w*nkfest b*llocks in the text about how they make your willy bigger.

WHICH THEY SO DO NOT. 

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.

FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

Anyway. I always report Blipverts because I take them as a personal affront. But what sort of n*bend idiot would think any blip user would go to their picture and think, "Oh yes, I really must click on that link for business intelligence seminars/face rejuvenation cream/willy tablets because you can always trust random adverts posted by @rseholes on blip!"

I am annoyed by this. Does this come across?

So that's me for today. Again, lots of chat. Not so much substance. Maybe "The Flying Waffle" should be my nickname.

S.