Inappropriate Attire

My Dear Fellow,

I left the house with a scarf and a hat this morning. Because it has been cold. Chilly. Nippy.

Then I left the office at 4pm today and it was SUMMER. Full on boiling scorching hot sticky SUMMER.

And there was I, in my hat and scarf. Ooh, I felt such a fool.

Naturally, I divested myself as quickly as I could, but still I had a jumper and a heavy coat on. By the time I got home - with three bags of shopping - I was DRENCHED. 

I was so hot and yuck, I had to have a shower and then shoved an ice-cream up my bum. Now I'm feeling almost back to normal again. Although I'm wondering how I'm going to get that Flake out. 

Parsones