The DNA of NickMog

A Different Kind of Blue.

Scientists have decoded NickMog's genome. Amazingly, he shares 99% of his DNA with common or garden people. Common or garden people like you. (So I took him to the supermarket...)

In this graphic representation of his DNA, you can see the important NickMog traits. The sandwich is especially vital, but the chair, reflective glass and iPhone are all key.

Today is a bit more cheerful than yesterday. Took Django to the vets and brought him home again full of steroids. Wasn't necessarily expecting to bring him home but the Verve were wrong, the drugs DO work. He's demolished a bowl of tuna fish, hit Maude and is now sitting on my lap getting in the way. This is clearly a short-term reprieve but he is happy and I'm not complaining.