"Will the cat be wanting the salad?"

Day spent mooching around the house on my own, bit of napping and crafting and not much of the deep clean I had planned.

In the evening we tried the local Italian restaurant for the first time, it was a bit packed and loud for me but the food was nice.

The waiter was alarmingly snooty* for Mossley!

After making us repeat everything we ordered

"A Pinot please."

"A what?????"

"A Pinot please."

"A Peeennnnnoooo?"

He excelled in the snob factor before we left. Asking for the bit of (very expensive) salmon to be wrapped for the cat (possibly our own non snooty fault) he asked D very seriously

"And will the cat be wanting the salad and the sauce sir?"

As you can see Boosh IS a sophisticat but she ain't no fan of salad.

*(c) Ferris Bueller

Maitre D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Ferris: Snooty?