My friends tap

After years of tolerance, finally his week my friend says goodbye to her shocker of a bathroom tap. Comprised of a strategically placed maul grip tightened round a headless tap, only the firm wedging of it between the mirror with the aid of a tube of face wash ensured the tap turns to 'off'.

She should turn it into a work of art when it goes. In the meantime I look forward to her shiny new white suite. Complete with functioning fixtures and fittings.