Fernando on Dart TV

Fernando? Fer-naaaaaaan-do? Fermando!! Camera 1 please, in 5,4,3,2,1.....

And remember, whatever happens, do not mention:
the weather
the economy
the Irish football team
the days getting seriously shorter
the price of petrol
the price of gas
the price of prices these days
the Croke Park agreement
Fianna Failed back to no.2 position
the cruel lack of baby pandas in today's Metro Herald (the swimming jaguar was kindda cute though)
the way the Late Late Show has become unwatchable
the last U2 album
the next Kevin Myers book

Keep it light and fluffy. Think Marty in the Morning.
Without the mustache.

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