C’mon Cymru!

Paddy and Kerrygold have done it and now Jock and McLelland of Dumfries & Galloway have done it. Come on Gareth get your act together:
Maeddu’r Saeson sy’n bwysig.

It doesn't matter a farthing if McLelland Dairy is owned by the French Danone company "Lactalis". The important point is good cheese made from probably mainly Scottish cows kept on mainly grass feed, made on a Scottish production site, probably with mainly Scottish workers.

It looks like the EU's source of good cheddar post-Englands Brexit is getting secured.

I was quite impressed by Therese's Friday speech. It would perhaps have been better had she made it on June 23rd, 2016. At least now she has collected as many of the bones of "Cheddar Man" as she could find and laid some of them out on the floor. So we have five points - two arms, two legs and a rib cage. We do not, however, as another half-wit Conservative politician commented, "Got meat on the flesh"??!!

We are missing hands and feet, neck and head, never mind the muscles. We are light years away from getting even a few chewy sinews to get ourselves busy with toothpicks.

And the opposition in the form of Jeremy? Equivalent to the "Mayfly" that has a life expectancy of one day, campaigning for the introduction of the Four-Day-Working-Week. (I stole that one from a Bavarian comedian this week at the cult "taking the politicians to task" event in Munich)

Dear, oh dear, oh dear what a mess my country is in.

How about landfilling the Straights Of Calais with all the rubbish you otherwise fill in holes in the scarce still wonderful English countryside. With Dover reconnected to France, you won't any longer suffer the snow drifts from the likes of Putin. On the mainland mass, there was hardly any snow despite the much colder temperatures, because we don't have any water to charge up the Siberian beastly winds with the white stuff.

The North Sea landfilled with your atomic refuse and plastic waste because you won't get to grips with renewables and deposits, would solve all your issues with Dutch and Belgian fisherman invading your fishing grounds. There will be no more access to the sea for them.

And then you can dump HS2 and invest in widening the Caledonian Canal to Suez or Panama Canal proportions and charge all the German, Swedish, Danish shipping companies massive fees.

Come on Team GBEngland, start to have some imagination. Don't think the EU is going to solve your problems for you.