Maturity Levels

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

So Caro has bought herself a white board for her home office. 

I "decorated" it within 5 minutes. These are the things you just have to do.

"Oh, not JUST a willy," Caro said. I told her no, it was funnier that he looked so pleased with himself. A lot of thought goes into being RUDE, you know.

Caro told me that when she worked in Edinburgh, one of her colleagues drew a circle on the white board at work to illustrate that Caro was outside the "Circle of Trust". 

Only he made the fatal mistake of drawing his circle really badly. Apparently it looked more like an apple. Caro added a shaft to it.

"Then Carol added some balls, Mags added some hair and Annie did all the j*zz shooting everywhere," she added. "The whole office was cracking up."

Well. Not the ENTIRE office. Apparently.

"GET THAT OFF THERE," said Jim the Manager.

Everyone just laughed. But he was serious. They were surprised because Mags is also a manager and therefore adding big hairy nads had constituted managerial sign-off on the enterprise.

"YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PROFESSIONALS. I'M SERIOUS. I WANT ONE OF YOU TO RUB THAT PENIS OFF."

Hysterical laughter. 

Jim may have regretted his choice of words. 

Eventually the offending organ was removed. "Not before I got a picture," added Caro.

Apparently she then inserted the picture into her leaving presentation last July. A rebel to the end.

We are very mature in our house.

S.

p.s. On a related subject, we are laughing at the fact that the Siberian weather conditions in the UK have inspired the nation to draw giant snow-willies everywhere. Ah, it restores my faith in humanity.