Highlight of my day

It looked even worse yesterday with some dramatic red and black splodges so it is improving. My fingers are a similar colour so I imagine in the bits under the plaster are spectacular.

In between drug induced snoozing and episodes of ‘Murder she wrote’ I am discovering how incompetent I am at anything without my right hand. So I amuse myself taking crap pics of bruises - which feels like it takes hours with only the use of my left but not as long as it took to type this.