When it's your SIXTH Birthday

You can eat fish and chips for dinner twice in a row.
You can have a solid block of pure white chocolate lego right before bedtime.
You can learn to tell the time and give us very regular updates as the minute hand ticks around.
You can race around the woods and blow your nose on a leaf.
You can hyperactively entertain us with your questionable football skills minutes before bed.
You can even pull us a moonie.

You're a six year old superstar and you might as well enjoy it.